going on the tube with a three and a half year old is absolutely hilarious, rather surreal and only a bit embarrassing... (i'll save the best one for last)
{waiting on the platform, a Muslim man in a white robe walks past}
'mummy, why does that lady have a beard?'
{two young guys with One Direction hairstyles get on the tube}
'look mummy, two boys have silly hair'
'i hope no more silly people get on the tube'
{tube stops and man stands at door waiting to get off}
'(while pointing at him) is he going to work?' (man nods yes and smiles)
{man gets on tube and sits down on seat next to us, smelling rather strongly of garlic}
'ooh, SMELLY SOCKS!'
can't wait to take my little sausage on the tube again.
